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Â"This approach generates some of the most witty showbiz lunacy since This Is Spinal Tap.Â" ---Sacramento News & Review What you're reading right now is known as the Â"flap copy.Â" This is where the 72,444 words of my latest book are cooked down to fit this space. But how does one do that? Do you reveal pivotal plot points like the one at the end of the book where the little girl on crutches points an accusing finger and shouts, Â"The killer is Mr. PotterÂ"? I have too much respect for you as an attention-deficient consumer to attempt such an obvious ruse. But let's not play games here. You picked up the book already, so you either: A. Know who I am B. Liked the cool smoking jacket I'm wearing on the cover C. Have just discovered that the bookstore restroom is out of toilet paper Is it a sequel to my autobiography If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor? Sadly, no, which made it much harder to write. According to my publisher, I haven't Â"doneÂ" enough since 2001 to warrant another memoir. Is it an Â"autobiographical novelÂ"? Yes. I'm the lead character in the story, and I'm a real person, and everything in the book actually happened, except for the stuff that didn't. The action revolves around my preparations for a pivotal role in the A-list relationship film Let's Make Love! But my Homeric attempt to break through the glass ceiling of B-grade genre fare is hampered by a vengeful studio executive and a production that becomes infected by something called the Â"B movie virus,Â" symptoms of which include excessive use of cheesy special effects, slapstick, and projectile vomiting. From a violent fistfight with a Buddhist to a life-altering stint in federal prison, this novel has it all. And if the 72,444 words are too time-consuming, there are lots and lots of cool graphics. Regards, Bruce Â"Don't Call Me AshÂ" Campbell Praise for Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way Â"It's a great, goofy what-if.Â" ---Entertainment Weekly Â"Ultimately, Make Love is a Bruce Campbell novel, starring Bruce Campbell, written for Bruce Campbell fans for whom Bruce Campbell can do no wrong. They'll no doubt find Campbell's latest endeavor nothing short of---to quote one of his most famous characters---groovy.Â" ---The Onion Â"One of the most delightfully deranged experiences you'll have reading this year. Hail to the king, baby.Â" ---Rue Morgue ... Read more Customer Reviews (84)
THIS IS NO LESS THAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM BRUCE CAMPBELL
First, if Bruce Campbell is reading this - man, you are a God!!!Not in the "We want to bow down and chant endless prayers." way but in the "If I made a living in Hollywood - I would want to do it just like you.".Yes, you are God-like in that respect.Bruce Campbell is not just a "B List" actor.Bruce Campbell is the King of "B List" Actors.Yes, that is a compliment.I would kill to get a signed copy of any one of his books.
I read this book on my Kindle because after all "It's the coming thing Socrates." to abuse a Brisco County Jr. line.Back to the topic.This book is everything you expect from Campbell before cracking the cover.It is just plain fun to read.I suspect that was all he was really shooting for.He wanted the reader to have fun.Likewise, I suspect that is a metaphor for his career.I get the impression from his books as well as his roles that Bruce Campbell sees no point in doing anything he does not enjoy.These books and his acting roles are all evidence of that.This book is no departure from that goal.Campbell is talented enough as a writer to pen a New York Best Seller.Someday he might - but I suspect he will only do it once realizing the book is not enough fun for him or the reader.Campbell is talented enough as an actor to take on serious "A List" roles and put an Oscar or 2 on his mantle.I suspect he will someday and afterwards he will look back on "Army of Darkness" and "The Adventures of Brisco County Jr." as his defining roles because they were FUN to make and fun to watch.
I would like to depart a bit and comment on something he wrote in "If Chins Could Kill".There was a chapter on the making of Brisco County Jr..In it he says ,and I am paraphrasing, that there comes a point when the ratings are slipping and the suits cannot put their fingers on "why" the ratings are slipping.I can answer that and I would take this to the bank.Brisco County Jr. was one of Campbells more endearing roles.The show as a winner.The show lost some of it's less committed fans when the SciFi aspect of the show was removed.The orbs were gone, cripplingly attractive nude time traveling babes stopped appearing, and arch-villain from the future - Bly was reduced to a pile of ash.The show slipped after that.A comedy cowboy show with Scifi appeal, Elvis impersonators as local Sheriffs that feature Bruce Cambell cannot help but be a hit and it was.But the suits and the writers on the West Coast always screw up a good thing by trying to reengineer a success.They did it to Brisco just like they did it to Cheers and countless other successful shows.They take a winning formula and screw it up everytime.They are so diferentiated mentally from the typical American viewer that they are oblivious to the obvious answers when trying to decide where they went wrong. Make no mistake Bruce - they screwed up your show and they owe you big time.Hell they owe the fans too.You have had great roles - but Brisco was your most endearing role to date.My kid was 8 when the show was cancelled.We watched it together and we loved it.Brisco was a hero to my kid in the way George Reeves (from the old Superman TV Show) was a hero to me when I was his age and I was totally cool with that.And I loved the pure entertainment factor not to mention Kelly Rutherford was Hot!That show would still be on if the execs and writers possessed a small amount of common sense and connection to the American public.
As for the book - you will not split your sides laughing.It's not that kind of book.But you will continuously chuckle and you will not want to put it down.This book is written so vividly and in such a way that you find yourself wondering if many of the scenarios did not actually happen to Campbell at some point in his career.Then you dismiss them saying, "Naaaah, couldn't have happened.It's just to absurd."Then you remember that Campbell is talking about Hollywood where the absurd commonplace.In summation - Just read the bloody book!!!You will love it!!!It will never be read by Oprah and her gaggle of overpriveleged housefraus but then again, who cares what she thinks?Steadman can't even stand her anymore.I've read it.It was a really fun read on the plane from Dubai to Atlanta.I woke a few people up giggling a few times.So I think I sold a few copies for Campbell by intriguing the people watching me try to hold back a laugh a few times.You will love the book.Go for it.
Now Iwill resume my goal of getting Brisco County Jr back on the air where it belongs and acquiring an autographed copy of this or any of Campbells other books.If I get that show back on the air Campbell has to promise me a walk-on part in at least 2 episodes.Deal?C'mon Campbell - don't pretend you don't read these reviews.Is it a deal?
the funniest book I've ever read!
People talk about laughing so hard it hurts.That really happened for me reading this book.
It Knits up the Ravelled Sleeve of Care!
I love Bruce, but I wish I had send my money directly to him instead of buying this book. I found it to be very soperific. Elderly fans may like it, though, because the type is VERY LARGE AND EASY TO READ!
Hang in there, Bruce, and keep trying.
Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
In his most recent book, Bruce Campbell (the Evil Dead Guy) takes a satirical look at Hollywood. Here he chooses to present himself in the fictional circumstance of becoming an A list movie star, when director Mike Nichols decides he is the perfect choice for the roll of "the doorman" an important character playing opposite Richard Gere and Renee Zellweger, in Mr. Nichols' new movie Let's Make Love.
Mr. Campbell takes the opportunity to satirize A list actors, method actors, big name directors, agents and other Hollywood types. No one is immune from his venomous and humerous pen. Unfortunately, the story appears to be kludged together from a multitude of disparate ideas penned by Campbell during his many years of observing and sometimes dealing with the Hollywood "Brain trust". As in the Evil Dead Trilogy, Bruce milks his "1 Stooges" routine for all it is worth, which here, soon becomes tiresome and tedious. I must admit though,some of the eventual ramifications, his initial improvement suggestions to Mike Nichols gradually change the movie from a 3 character romance to an over budget, Ninja action, special effects extravaganza, are interesting. Also, his personal life is negatively impacted when he mistakenly gets on the Terrorist Watch List, is hunted by Government Agents, and finally is chased by practically everyone in Hollywood.
Personally I found the book to be a bit of a disappointment, when compared to his earlier, If Chins Could Kill. I'm hoping in his next book, that he continues his autobiography by covering the past eight years - Bubba Hotep through Jack of All Trades. He could call it Beyond The Valley of The Evil Dead (or How I Became the Worlds #1 Elvis Impersonator). To paraphrase Ash "Give me some more sugar ... baby!
Classic Bruce Campbell - You can't go wrong with that!
I must have a thing for B-list actors who make schlocky films.Either that, or both Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Campbell are just a heck of a lot of fun to watch in movies and TV shows.Either way, I've been a Campbell fan back since my wife introduced me to the Evil Dead series of films.However, not only is he a famous actor, but he's now an author too!I just finished Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way, his second book and first novel, and I couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole thing.The only reason this isn't a 5-star review is because of the horrible Elizabeth Taylor chapter, and a couple of odds and ends here and there.
This is a novel using real people.I don't know if all of the people are real, but there are a lot of names in it:Richard Gere, Renee Zellweger, Mike Nichols, Colin Powell, etc.Bruce Campbell's acting credits in the novel are real as well.I don't know if Campbell's "friends" are real or not, but I wouldn't be surprised.The basic story is this.Nichols, a famous director, has decided he wants Campbell in his latest movie, convinced that Campbell can finally make the jump from B-movies to A-lists stardom.The movie is called Let's Make Love!, and it stars Gere and Zellweger as the leads in a romantic comedy.The novel covers the making of the movie, Campbell's research for the part of ever-wise doorman "Foyle," and how it explodes from a romantic comedy to an action flick as Campbell's influence begins to grow.Throw in a seedy Paramount executive who wants to destroy Campbell for some reason and various run-ins with Homeland Security because Campbell can't seem to stay away from Colin Powell, and you've got what amounts to a romp.
The book sounds like it's pure Campbell, with no ghost-writer or assistant in sight.The story's told in Campbell's direct, unpolished style that makes it feel like he's relating the story directly to you over a beer down at the local pub.It's a very quick read, too, with lots of hilariously Photoshopped images illustrating what's happening on each page.The type is also quite large.It's the perfect beach read.
That is, if you don't mind people staring at you when you're laughing loudly at what's going on in the book.Don't get me wrong.If you've seen any of Campbell's movies and found his sense of humor off-putting, then you may not like this novel. If you love that sort of thing, then this will be a breath of fresh air.Ultimately, the novel is split into vignettes where Campbell can just go wild with his imagination, eventually getting back to the story.All of the detours are well worth it, though, and they do tie back to the plot.The chapter where Campbell goes down to the South and impersonates a Southern gentleman's club because "Foyle" is a gentleman from the South (which actually has a twist that will make your eyes bulge out) is classic.
Even better is the chapter where Gere calls Campbell over to his condo to go over some scenes and get a feel for their characters' relationship with each other.There's a scene in Let's Make Love! where Gere's character is mugged and Foyle comes to his rescue.Campbell can't resist adding some B-movie sensibilities to the action in this scene. Gere, who's a peace-loving Buddhist, suddenly gets infected by Campbell's enthusiasm, resulting in a climax that almost made me bust my gut.
Campbell: "Okay, the script says that the guy comes at you from behind.You be you and I'll be the guy.He gets you in a bear hug, so what do you do?"
Gere: "I'd go limp and not resist."
I love the fact that Campbell uses real people in this novel.It's shades of Neil Patrick Harris in the Harold & Kumar movies, except that they didn't agree to do it themselves.He doesn't portray them badly, just very broadly.He has Nichols get so caught up in Campbell's B-movie suggestions that the picture goes way over-budget and turns into a much different movie than what was originally planned.He acknowledges them at the end, saying that he hopes they don't mind, but he did portray them as more intelligent than he was in the novel (which is certainly true).It just added that touch of "realism" to the farce of the novel that we can picture real people doing this stuff.It also made the illustrations a lot easier, because he could use actual images.
The only place where this failed was in the Elizabeth Taylor chapter.Foyle's been divorced and has a lot of insight into romance and the lack of it that causes divorces, but Campbell doesn't want to get divorced again to get insight into how to act.So he goes to Taylor, who is an expert, and who happens to be playing Gere's mom in this picture.He meets her for dinner and talks about all of her husbands and her past romantic life.I read stone-faced through this entire chapter, not laughing once.I don't know if it's Taylor's stature in the movie business or if it's just Campbell's choice of writing, but she comes off horribly in this chapter and my suspension of disbelief just snapped.Thankfully, once this chapter is over, the book goes back to normal and I could ignore it.
Other than that, there aren't really any faults in Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way that I can point to.If you don't like outlandish novels, then this book isn't for you.However, Campbell's style is quite engaging; his direct approach to language is refreshing (prominently displayed in the scene where he's told by Nichols to go buy a suitable "mid-life crisis" car at a huge Dallas car dealership) and his ability to make fun of his filmography is wonderfully funny.Give the book a shot.Or he may have to take a chainsaw to your front porch.
Originally published on Curled Up With a Good Book. © David Roy, 2009
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