Extractions: My Monkey's On Fire, My Monkey's On Fire!!!! I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents apiece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.
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Extractions: An utterly perfunctory slice of gay life. And it's...primarily mine. Main October 14, 2001 Watching you, watching you, watching you, watching youuuuuu... Through the use of trickery (and reading of relevant weblog posts ), I managed to spot Mark as he left Tick, Tick...Boom! last night and join him for a couple of drinks at Marie's Crisis. Meeting someone you've only seen pictures of is fun, isn't it? Most people had streamed out, and the only vaguely similar guy was with his parents and looked a little scared when I approached him. Poor thing. Fortunately the real Mark changed his facial expression as soon as he walked out, and there could no longer be any doubt. Listed below are links to weblogs that reference 'Watching you, watching you, watching you, watching youuuuuu...' from Useless! Worthless! Insipid! Comments Your recognizing me just added to my whole "big star" thing. People approaching me, asking for autographs, throwing bras, etc. Except you threw no bra. Next time, perhaps. Posted by: Mark Bakalor on October 15, 2001 12:14 AM
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Myths And Him Myths and Him, mark bakalor. mark is the founder and head designerfor hijinks design, the design firm responsible for such major http://www.fosse.com/myths/cast.html
Extractions: Mark Bakalor Mark is the founder and head designer for hijinks design , the design firm responsible for such major theatrical portals as Sondheim.com, Fosse.com, Talkin Broadway, Sweeney Todd in London, Varese Sarabande Records, and several new major projects coming soon. Mark was last seen on stage in Summer Repertory Theatre's last season. He performed in GREASE (Eugene), CHARLEY'S AUNT (Charley), and LAUGHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR (Lucas). Other credits include DIE DIE DIANA (Sir Ralph), INTO THE WOODS (Baker), WEST SIDE STORY (Big Deal), ANYTHING GOES (Billy Crocker), OKLAHOMA (Will Parker). He is a Senior at San Jose State majoring in Theatre Arts. One day soon he'll get back to school and finally graduate. Andrea St. Clair Andrea is a senior at San Jose State anticipating graduation in December. At SJSU she has been seen as Nina in A DAY IN HOLLYWOOD/A NIGHT IN THE UKRAINE, and as a member of the musical theatre touring ensemble, Company One. Andrea was most recently seen in the Northern California premeire of CHILDREN OF EDEN with Adrian Zmed at American Musical Theatre of San Jose. Favorite roles include Martha in A SECRET GARDEN, The Specialists Assistant in THE WHO'S TOMMY, Rebecca in RAGS, Phylis Dale in 42ND STREET, and a principal singer in AND THE WORLD GOES ROUND. After graduation, Andrea plans to move to Los Angeles and test the waters in TV and film, as well as theater. Andrea is proud to be a part of this production. Way to go Dax!
The HonoraBill List 199798; Barry bakalor, JIS Founder; mark, Scott and Sue bakalor;Richard Beauregard; Reid Belstock, Lazer Vaudeville; David Bernbaum; http://www.queue.com/juggling/bills/endorsements.html
Extractions: A few jugglers have kindly allowed us to include their names as supporters of our candidacies. Please join them in voting for The Bill Board! (* = new addition to the list) We've received some valuable words of support and encouragement from our endorsers. Those names are highlighted below. If you'd like to see why these people are voting for The Bills, click on their names. If you have a comment you'd like added to your name, please forward it to us! Adam Adler Dan Amrich, Life Member #244 Eric Bagai, Portland Juggling Festival Chair 1997-98 Barry Bakalor, JIS Founder Mark, Scott and Sue Bakalor Richard Beauregard Reid Belstock, Lazer Vaudeville David Bernbaum Peter Blanchard Dave Brautigam Mike Brown Sandy Brown, past IJA festival coordinator Monica Buck *Gregory Cohen, Infinite Illusions Mark Collier Andrew Conway, Lodi Festival Founder, Life Member #55 Greg Edwards Mary Evanoff, The Merrie Mary Show Stefan Fisher, Life Member #196 M. Renata Fossett, Life Member #5 Martin Frost, Past IJA Board Member, Life Member #28 Tim "Fyodor" Furst,
The BradLands: The Cute List OTHER CUTIES Jeremy Piven Cupid makes me concupiscent. mark bakalor Actor/WebDesigner. Lance Arthur Writer/Renaissance Man. Halcyon Styn Cocky bastard. http://www.bradlands.com/cutelist/
Extractions: Author, NPR hunk A bit of harmless fun, really, and I hope that's the spirit in which it's taken. It's just a little tribute to folks I think are cute...mostly guys, of course (and not necessarily gay guysno warranty expressed or implied), but now and then a gal who for one reason or another just strikes me as absolutely adorable. (This happens more often than you might think. Grow beyond your assumptions.) Everyone develops crushes. It's a healthy expression of our admiration and respect for our fellow human beings. I'm just being a bit more public with mine than most. Not everyone here will be famous, nor will my estimation of what comprises "cute" dovetail with your own. Heck, my personal definition shifts on an almost hourly basis.
The BradLands: March 2000 Sweeney shirts for a good cause. Click now operators are standing by.Here concludes the gratuitous mark bakalor linking for the day. http://www.bradlands.com/weblog/2000-03.shtml
Extractions: February 2003 ... This whole week is just going to heck. Much to say here, but more to do elsewhere. Fortunately, this paragraph kicks this page over the 3,000 word mark, so I can safely take the rest of the month off, secure in the knowledge that I am both verbose and trendy. Finally, my day has arrived! It's MetaDataDay in The BradLands! I've had a very long and exhausting week(end), and a remarkably rewarding one at that. Still, it's going to be a bit before I recover and get back in the work/sleep/create groove. I'm also way behind in my e-mail. Your patience, if awaiting a reply, is appreciated. Is it just me or is Mark going topless more often on his webcam since meeting Halcyon I've been using the new Macintosh Internet Explorer for almost 48 hours now, and I'm fairly impressed with it as a robust, relatively stable browsing enviroment. There's a bit of the gingerbread I could do without, but the integration of keyboard shortcuts for type scaling and window cycling are welcome; it also seems to render pages similarly (appearance-wise) to Navigator. IE may not be my default browser, but it's my primary browser for the next few days at least.
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